Holy shit….

March 14th, 2009

As far as total incompetence goes, vline you got it!…..

Lets put some special services on to cope with events, top idea, super!  Hold on, we are vline so what we must do is make sure these special services leave well before the event.  This way we can overcrowd the regular service to extreme!

w00t vline!

Total crack up….

October 3rd, 2008

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1926759961424575238&ei=-f7lSKTICKO2qAP3i7DVDw&q=robot+chicken+star+wars+full&vt=lf

Its solid gold….

to all those, vline lovers out there… you should try catching a peak service and standing for 45-60min each morning and night… see how much you love it then!

Hot off the press

July 30th, 2008

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Time for a townhall meeting….

July 30th, 2008

It’s a monorail everyone… monorail… monorail…. monorail….

HUZZAH

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24100590-661,00.html

Why do we even bother?

July 9th, 2008

Heh, yes its late… which train?  All of them!

I’m kinda wondering why vline actually have schedules at all - Would it make sense to make EVERY train late because of one foul up or simply “cancel” that service and let the rest of them run on time?  Or is there not enough engines or cars to survive?

I can’t wait to see July’s stats - its going to be a killer month!

Come off it Alan Moffit!

July 3rd, 2008

Seriously “… We apologise for the delay, it was due to congestion in the train yard … ” Now correct me if i’m wrong.

- There is a train schedule

- There is a train yard

How are these two things not kept in sync???

Screw the train, who’s up for car pooling - I bag’s the front seat!

Kevin 07!

June 27th, 2008

One week its the first two next its only the first only…. yes its late… full… and there is nothing but excuses once again!…

ohh… there is a train engine that is dead suprise!!  When you get a labour government not wanting to spend any money on “essential” infratructure… Yes, you may think that public transport is essential but clearly our “great” governement does not think so.

Kevin 07, what are you going to do for us?

Just when you thought it was safe…..

June 10th, 2008

Well, just when you thought the service was ok (by ok i mean getting used to it being constantly late, severely overcrowded cold in the mornings and hot in the evenings) it got shitty again…

It would actually be just as quick (and perhaps less frustrating) to lease a toyota tarago and car pool it to work every day…

What the hell are we goig to do when the price for oil doubles or triples!

If anyone can point me to the numbers of delays in the geelong service and the amount of people on the service i will gladly setup a page that will plot and predict the amount of people and delays vs the spot price of oil on the NY market.

Anyway, lets stop pissing around talking about “alco-pops” and sort out the freakin public transport system.

Bring on an election, we need some action!!!!!!!

p.s sorry for the lack of writing …. time to get cracking!

Still standing…

May 19th, 2008

With all the talk in the media (and some comments from readers) about going green, melbourne cbd being car free you would think there would be a “Mass Transit Plan for Victoria”…

Alas, no all we have is “There will be some more sections to the velocity trains soon”. Will these carry hundreds more people? Will this cause trains to run on time?

I think not.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM VICTORIA - WHY IS IT SO HARD!?!?!

P.S sorry for being so slack and not updating the blog!!

Another day…

May 1st, 2008

Another sore arse from sitting on the ground or sore legs from standing for an hour and twenty minutes.

I’m not sure how much whining and wingeing can be done…

Anyway, what sorts of things would people like to see from vlinesucks.com.  Tee shirts, stickers, hoodies??

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